Wednesday, May 15, 2019

Uzumaki

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0244870/
Uzumaki, or as the English translation puts it, Spiral, Directed in 2000 by Higuchinsky. Based on the Manga of the same name written by Junji Ito, Was the weirdest horror movie I've ever seen.
It was awful actually. There was that horror factor as some things were visually terrifying but this movie made no sense. Also the acting was also bad. So as you may or may not have guessed. The movies horror comes from spirals. What does the spirals do? make people insane. And also turn people into snails, cause spirals. The main protagonist isn't even that memorable, its her "cardboard" side kick/boyfriend that I remember the most. And he has literally no emotion. None. Nada. He try to be a 'mother' figure to the main protagonist but all he does is tell people to stop crying. So many weird characters too. And there is that one jump cut with sound effects of that of a cartoon show. So if you like bad movies, watch this one. And don't look at the spirals. Cause they might get you, or steal your soul into a giant tornado smoke cloud, or make you hydrate more, or turn you into a human snail or something, I don't even know.

Image result for uzumaki movie gif
https://giphy.com/gifs/uzumaki-RO1JWbMjRvOnK
actual clip from the movie, what was this film?

Also I heard the manga's good, so there is that. go check that out, not this. Please.

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